2 posts tagged “random”

...is what I got when I got bored and typed "grammatically correct nonsense" in Google and was presented with this site.

So this morning, just like any other morning, I was awoken at 5:30 by what I thought was "The Last Post" being played by someone who obviously has nothing better do in the early hours of a Sunday morning than practise their trumpet/bugle skills (head here if you've never heard "The Last Post"). Chantelle thought I was crazy, and I had considered this proposal, seeing as it was after all 5:30 in the morning and I could well have been dreaming it. But no, as I was parking up on our street earlier this afternoon, once again the poignant and tuneful notes of the aforementioned memorial ditty began floating across the street. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe somewhere in my life "The Last Post" has played a rather important part, and is now embedded in the fibres of my, let's face it, messed up consciousness.

We have a new Stake President. His name is Rick van den Dungen Bille. He's a Californian. With a Dutch heritage. Living in Beverley. Presiding over the Hull (and surrounding area) region of the LDS Church. Whilst we're not exactly encouraged to drink, I wouldn't mind having a go at saying "President Rick van den Dungen Bille" after a few shots.

The cat is nowhere to be found. Suspect that aforementioned kitty may be discovered by dishing up some yummy cat food.

Now I'm seeing trees walking out of the neighbour's garden.

All in all a very surreal day so far.

Will keep you posted on the location of the moggy.

001. What is Your Name? Shaun

 

002. How old are you? 24

 

003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? http://shaaaauuuun.vox.com

 

004. Summer is rubbish in England

 

005. School is for students

 

006. Friends are like family, only not related and not like family

 

007. Dogs are for feeding

 

008. Braces are like "races" but with a "B" at the beginning

 

009. All boys are male

 

010. All girls are able to withstand a nuclear explosion

 

011. American Idol is shit

 

012. Spongebob is the sex

 

013. I cant beleive I can't even spell "believe" correctly

 

014. I like wearing a radiation suit

 

015. Beer is reeb backwards

 

016. I'm as fat as a fat man who has the world's supply of fat stored in his fatty fat belly

 

017. I have too many stupid answers for random quizzes

 

018. I like eating - yes I do! (see question 16 above)

 

019. Sex is the bomb

 

020. Myspace is a place to have your own space

 

021. Surveys are like Chavs - stupid, pointless, and you just wanna fill them in!

 

022. Skinny Dipping is where you take your clothes off and go in the sea

 

023. Gays are like people who like the opposite sex, but not

 

024. Family is not as important as Jelly Beans

 

025. Before I goto sleep I need to get into bed

 

026. I was really embarrased when I did the Can Can naked when Elizabeth II was crowned the Queen of England

 

027. Bush is an idiot

 

028. boys have big ideas

 

029. I hate the word "hate" - do you think that counts as a hate crime?

 

030. Crying is for moments when you need to cry

 

031. Marriage is for life, not just for Christmas

 

032. Swimming is "the movement by humans or animals through water, usually without artificial assistance" sez Wikipedia

 

033. I would do anything for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn

 

034. I wake up at my own discretion

 

035. I fear a lack of chocolate in the world

 

036. I bought a sausage roll for Chantelle

 

037. I drink too much Yazoo

 

038. Mondays are not so Happy anymore

 

039. I love Chantelle.