2 posts tagged “dream”
...is what I got when I got bored and typed "grammatically correct nonsense" in Google and was presented with this site.
So this morning, just like any other morning, I was awoken at 5:30 by what I thought was "The Last Post" being played by someone who obviously has nothing better do in the early hours of a Sunday morning than practise their trumpet/bugle skills (head here if you've never heard "The Last Post"). Chantelle thought I was crazy, and I had considered this proposal, seeing as it was after all 5:30 in the morning and I could well have been dreaming it. But no, as I was parking up on our street earlier this afternoon, once again the poignant and tuneful notes of the aforementioned memorial ditty began floating across the street. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe somewhere in my life "The Last Post" has played a rather important part, and is now embedded in the fibres of my, let's face it, messed up consciousness.
We have a new Stake President. His name is Rick van den Dungen Bille. He's a Californian. With a Dutch heritage. Living in Beverley. Presiding over the Hull (and surrounding area) region of the LDS Church. Whilst we're not exactly encouraged to drink, I wouldn't mind having a go at saying "President Rick van den Dungen Bille" after a few shots.
The cat is nowhere to be found. Suspect that aforementioned kitty may be discovered by dishing up some yummy cat food.
Now I'm seeing trees walking out of the neighbour's garden.
All in all a very surreal day so far.
Will keep you posted on the location of the moggy.
Well it's been a while (again!!) ... last time I presented my Thesis on Frivolous Feedback to Purposeless Inquests (I gave some stupid answers to random survey questions) and it really took it out of me....
I had a weird dream last night. I was at a Status Quo concert, then I was back at my old house in Hedon. I walked into the upstairs master bedroom where Chantelle was asleep in bed....she then woke up, reached under her pillow and pulled out a fluffy grey kitten! I took the kitten to meet Lupin, who meowed really loud and scared the crap outta the kitten.
After starting on one of those market research companies that pay you to try stuff, I received some boxes from a company called Graze, who sell boxes of fresh fruit, nuts, seeds and so on...you just tell them what sort of stuff you like, and they send you boxes of whatever you want to try. I haven't opened the boxes yet but I've got peas and sweetcorn, chili rice crackers, grapes, raisins and cashews to try and they all look yummy!
I've applied for a job at Summit Media, who run the websites for the team I currently work in...they need an Internet Marketing Account Manager in York, and though I don't have much Marketing experience per se, all they ask for is a bit of computer literacy, communication and customer service skills, so I might have a shot. I've never really thought about Marketing or seen myself as a Marketer, but maybe this is a new career path opening up for me, and with it being all about e-commerce and making money from referrals and Google searches and whatnot, it could prove to be quite interesting and challenging.
It also raises the question about relocating - with it being York based, I'd be happy to do a bit of commuting, either driving or on the train (it's just off the M62) but if it works out to be long term it may mean moving to York, which I certainly won't complain about.....but anyway, I haven't even heard back from Summit yet so fingers crossed!
Here's a thought for the day...
Be kind to your Banana-footed Roller Skates
For a duck may be somebody`s Penguin,
Be kind to your Roller Skates in Egypt
Where the weather is always Green.
You may think that this is the Mouse,
Well it is.
Don't ya just love Mad Libs??
